More about twilight series....

So I was on facebook, and I saw this group on it all about twilight and stuff. Anyway, I just wanted to copy and paste some of the stuff it said cuz it applies to me (and hopefully you all) and I hope you enjoy!

P.S. If you are reading this and you haven't read the series, or especially if you haven't finished New Moon, you might not want to. (Which means steph, you need to turn off the computer.) :D

Ok so the group is called: Bite me (an Edward Cullen and Twilight series appreciation group)

And it says you belong to this group when you exhibit peculiar behavior, including the following:
*you keep ckecking the stephenie meyers site...wow, it really doesnt change every five minutes.

*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.

*You have uncontrolable fits of laughter when someone says something funny in twilight

*You have entire phone conversations based entirely on edward

*You start talking about twilight outloud to yourself

*You get showered and ready for bed in a rush thinking that maybe edward will be there waiting for you

*You are disapointed when you realize that he is not there to watch you sleep

*You pretend he is there anyway

*When your one wish becomes turning into a vampire

*When you get embarassed about thoughts you have, because you never know who might be listening

*When you drive to school on an icy day and wonder if edward will save you from an out of control van

*You almost get hit by the van and freak out that edward wasnt the one to save you

*you suddenly feel the urge to go cliff diving...for recreational purposes only, of course.

*You get nervous when going into ballet studios

*You hand out less candy to the kids dresses up as vampire stereotypes on halloween...don't they know that vampires don't have fangs?

*You redecorate your bedroom to look like Bella's

*You hate Dracula movies

*you look at your unnaturally pale complexion and wish it was just a little bit more pale

*you vehemently refuse to believe that edward is not out there

*You have twilight enduced dreams

*You have intense conversations about when edward left...*wince*

*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werwolf

*you cryed through most of new moon

*your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R

*You plan to get a passport for you birthday, just in case you have to go save Edward

*You are about to die waiting for your copy of eclipse to arrive

*You have your calander marked for the books release dates....

*Repeatedly check stephenie's site for breaking dawns release date because you ran out of dates to mark

*You take your books with you wherever you go

*You are absolutly convinced that the cullens are real

*You long to visit Forks just to prove it

*You pity your frend Lauren for her name

*you constantly compare all your guy friends and boyfriends to edward...they just don't measure up

*You are actually in love with edward